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<tit> START </tit> You are STUPID DUMB ape. You just finished FLINGING SHIT EVERYWHERE and CRYING. What do you do? [[Grow a frontal lobe]] [[Greet other apes]]

<tit> GROW A FRONTAL LOBE </tit> You achieve APE ENLIGHTENMENT after your BREAKDOWN and gain human-LIKE intelligence. Your fellow apes SHUN you as your head grows AND contorts into the exact image of <dav>David Hasselhoff</dav>. The humans outside of your enclosure, that you now pay attention to, are SCREAMING AND crying. What do you do? [[Ponder creation]] [[Become DAVID]]

<tit> GREET OTHER APES </tit> You greet the other APES in a CUSTOMARY MANNER similar to how they greet YOU, which is FLINGING ape EXCREMENT at them. They always have a sour expression ON their faces WHEN they do THIS and when you do IT baCK but apes make difFERENT faces from humans SO its probably fine. [[Think about alternate timelines]] [[Keep flinging->Get beat up]]

<tit> PONDER CREATION </tit> You think about THE WORLD and WHERE YOU ARE and HUMANS and APES and SO MUCH. Your eyes start to BLEED and your EARS TOO. It seems you are evolving too rapidly, your head is now morphing into four dimensional shapes. [[Devolve]] [[Steak]]

<tit> BECOME DAVID </tit> You DECIDE to FULLY EMBRACE YOUR new identity. YOUR BODY begins to MORPH at your will, you become <dav>David Hasselhoff</dav> AND go out to save spongebob and patrick from the SPONGe bob MOvIE. <end> David Ending. </end>

<tit> THINK ABOUT ALTERNATE TIMELINES </tit> You can't. YOU are a MONKEY APE THING flinging CACA at other APES. Are you stupid? [[Think harder]] [[Keep flinging->Get beat up]]

<tit> GET BEAT UP </tit> It seems that your "FRIENDS" finally decided to communicate the fact that their SOUR expressions WERE INFACT sour. This is a SAD DAY for you, STUPID DUMB APE.

<tit> DEVOLVE </tit> YOU begin to try TO stop YOUR enlightenment, but SADLY your CHIMP APE BRAIN cannot UNDERSTAND what you have LEARNT and YOU GO CRAZY AND DIE OF CRAZYNESS or whatever like coocoo bananas. SCIENTISTS IN THE FUTURE ANALYZE YOUR CASE and realize that YOU were simply thinking about SMART PHONES. SPECIFICALLy the camera. <end> Madness Ending. </end>

<tit> STEAK </tit> As you EVOLVE and GROW you see IMAGES and SCENES. You see COWS. You see BEEF. You see it ground, GRILLED and FRIED. You see a world where CHIMPS ARE COWS. COWS ARE CHIMPS. HUMANS ARE STILL HUMANS. Cows make MILK. You then finish your transformation, finishing and TURNING into a COW. IN another DIMENSION. You are STUPID DUMB cow. You just finished FLINGING YOUR FOOD EVERYWHERE and CRYING. What do you do?

<tit> THINK HARDER </tit> You are not stupid. YOU begin to try TO push your MINDS limits. You begin to GROW in BRAIN MATTER and PSYCHIC ABILITIES. For a WHILE you are regarded as a TRUE APE GOD PRO, but as you get bored you decide to REVISIT YOUR PREVIOUS THOUGHTS. You ASTRAL project THROUGH TIME and start REALITY SHIFTING. [[Steak]]